australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
Chalk Art by David Zinn
I love this.
The world is in need of more beautiful weirdness like this.
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
I want to have Edna’s confidence
The thing is, she needs to be confident. She needs to be THE BEST so that the tragedies of her past don’t happen again. Why “No capes!”? She made those outfits. Her outfits are the reason that competent heroes died. She needs to be better than she was, better than she is, so she sets those standards for herself.
excuse u who gave you permission to give me emotions over edna mode
I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.